"We met at the wrong time. That’s what I keep telling myself anyway. Maybe one day years from now, we’ll meet in a coffee shop in a far away city somewhere and we could give it another shot."
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (via d-ivinations)

(Source: durianseeds, via lifeissweeterthan-fiction)

selenerpatrol:

mom: where the hell is all the halloween candy i bought? did you eat it all?

me:

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theunbreakablev0w:

fake-n-bake:

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials 

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sh4ne:

It’s warm mountain dew with some old coffee grinds spilled into it. Goes great with a waffle taco

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deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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