waitinforthebus:

what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate 

(via lostatthebottomoftheworld)

fffcuk:

subternatural:

fffcuk:

if you’re a girl!!! download the app pink pad!!!!! it’s fabulous

or if you’re a guy that likes pink… i’m not going to rant all about gender roles, but this discourages me

the pink pad app monitors your ovulation cycles so i mean if you’re a guy and you have cycles to monitor by all means go ahead i guess

(via tyleroakley)

    girl: i kinda like horses
    ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

-annoying:

s(he) believed (was a sk8er boi)

(via notthedrinking)